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Invader Zim Funny Moments


Zim: why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!
Gir: I made it MYSELF!
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Zim: *hits windshield*
Gir: o.o *waves* HI!
Zim: Let me IN Gir!
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Gir: YAY! im gonna be sick!
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Zim: Now, take me to the equitment room, Gir. Equitment room. NOW GIR!
Gir: Do a lil' dance!
Zim: No Gir! No dance! Just obey me!
Gir: *pulls out a speacker playing elevator music* Daaaaance!
Zim: No!
Gir: dooo dodododododo dooo dododooo
Zim: T___T *dances* dooo dododoodododo dododoo...do do do...dododo...
Gir: YAY NOW WE GO UP!!!!!
Zim: *goes up* AAAARRRGGHHH!
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Gir: TACITOS!!!! ana CLOWN with NO head!
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Gir: How bout' clown TACITOS?!
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Zim: GIR! Begin clean up and replair NOW!
Gir: I DON'WANNA!!! okay!
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Gir: *holds out smelly dog* look what I found!? HE SMELLS REAL BAD!
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Dib: *running in slow motion*
Random old woman: Look at him run! all sloooow like.
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Gir: but...if the big splody goes fast...wont it get all bad?!
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Gir: and then the squrral FLEW away! after that, he whent back to his home planet to fight all the bad guys!
Host:....what does that have to do with anything?!
Gir: me and the squrral are friends!
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Gir: IM DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEY!
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Zim: GO HOME AND SHAVE YOUR HEAD OF SMELL WITH YOUR BAD SELF!
Dib: >__>.....o__o....oookay...there's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said...
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-I did what you said...

Nightmare Bitters: and?

-He said we could destroy his friend...then he threw a can at my head...it hurt..
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Zim: Im not here because I like you Dib! I'm just here for your  filthy gargantuian head!
Dib: Oh, so now it's gargantuian?!
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Zim: CURSE YOU!!!-wait...I can still do stuff to your legs, right?
Dib: I guess, but-wait! NO!
Zim: CURSE YOUUUU!
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Dib: *thinking* Maybe my head is big.
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Zim: as soon as my skeleton stops being broken, im going to destroy you...Dib.
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Zim: GIR! GET UP! what are you doing?!
Gir: I made mashed potatoes! :P
Zim: Yes....and muffins...
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Zim: Hey! Hey! Gir, check this out! do do do do do do dododoo!
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Zim: what is this size?And why is my computer coughing?
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Gir: ok, a little to the left, ok, ok, step forward, ok, look out for the monkey.
Zim: Got it, ok, monkey, got it ok.
Gir: ok, look out for the other monkey, ok.
Zim: ok got it. Oh no. OH NO! AH! AH! AAARRRGGHHH!!!
Gir: ok?
Zim: ok. LOOK OUT!!!!!!!
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Zim: The Tallest are going to call soon! I just know it! Base so messy! Explosion so close, oh this is horrible!
Gir: *in a hole* I know what you mean...
Zim:That's it! Time!
Gir: whaddyou saaaayy?
Zim:If I can being the time field around the explosion back to regular speed, it'll fix everything!
Gir: noooo it woooont!
Zim: The explosion will blow up like normal and be gone forever!
Gir: but wont it just explode, just like this, CABLAM!
Zim: Do not interupt my being ingenious! But I'll need another fragment of the time field as a triggar. The Dib monkey was in the time field, but he was destroyed...
Gir: But, no! No we wasn't!
Zim: O.o He wasn't?! Lets go get him!
Gir: But wont the 'sploding hurt?
Zim: DO NOT QUESTION ZIM!
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Zim: My name is DIB! With my pointy hair! POINTY HAIR! I eat food and have stuff!
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Zim: NOW! Behold the doom cannon!
Dib: I can't, it's invisible.
Zim: But you can see me?
Dib: 's what I said
Zim: OH! Thats stupid!
Dib: really stupid.
Zim: YOU DARE AGREE WITH ME!? Prepare for your horrible doom!



The end. (:
Lol XDD
I just put a bunch of random funny Invader Zim moments together...Hope you laugh =D :B

ENJOYO:
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:iconxxshadowthehedgehogx:
XxShadowthehedgehogX Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2011  Student Artist
this is funny
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MyLittleIceCube Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Thank you..~
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:iconxxshadowthehedgehogx:
XxShadowthehedgehogX Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2011  Student Artist
your welcome(:.anytime
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amythedancer123 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2010
Zim: GO HOME AND SHAVE YOUR HEAD OF SMELL WITH YOUR BAD SELF!
Dib: >__>.....o__o....oookay...there's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said...
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Zim: as soon as my skeleton stops being broken, im going to destroy you...Dib.
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Zim: GIR! GET UP! what are you doing?!
Gir: I made mashed potatoes! :P
Zim: Yes....and muffins...
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Zim: My name is DIB! With my pointy hair! POINTY HAIR! I eat food and have stuff!
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zombieslayer226 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010
ha ha ha awsome gir is so funny
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Neko-Delia Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL GIR is so cute!!

Taquitos!!!:heart: :lmao: hehehe
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Guinnygirl Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Gir: ok, a little to the left, ok, ok, step forward, ok, look out for the monkey.
Zim: Got it, ok, monkey, got it ok.
Gir: ok, look out for the other monkey, ok.
Zim: ok got it. Oh no. OH NO! AH! AH! AAARRRGGHHH!!!
Gir: ok?
Zim: ok. LOOK OUT!!!!!!!

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I love that part for some reason. xD

I can think of about a hundred more, though. >D

Purple: Well, you look real busy exploding, Zim.

Red: What a shame. Moving on, now!
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Dib: It's not, "Parent Teacher Night" , it's Zim-Doom-Parent......Zim-Doomy...Zimmy-doom....Night. Heheh.....Watch out for that puppy.

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Zim: Dog with meat! DOG WITH MEAT!
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MyLittleIceCube Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2008  Student Digital Artist
lol!
I love the zim doom one XD I was gonna put that in but i forgot...:lmao:
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shorty333 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2008
YYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!!!
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heylins-rule-4-eva Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2008
lol those are some of the best moments xD but too bd the doom song isnt in it :(
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